Boog: No you're not!


Elliot: Yes!
Boog: No!

Elliot: Trust me, you know the day I met you Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck, what do you call that?
Boog: Ahhh a loser!

But chcek that out... Behold the mighty grizzly... I look like a bear, i talk like a bear but i can't fish, i can't climb a tree, i can't even go in the woods
Elliot: Thats nothing!

Half doe, half buck!

I am a duck!
Boog: I ride a unicycle for crackers
Elliot: I have a glass eye
Boog: I can't snap
Elliot: I thought log was a cloour
Boog: I can't see my feet!